is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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