we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I've blown a few things in my day
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
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