I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Randomize
