woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
tell your sister to shave her snatch
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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