I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
its liver damage thursday
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
