Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
4 words: hood of his car
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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