Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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