Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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