the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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