i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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