you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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