bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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