What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Someone came in the potted fern
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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