I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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