You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
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