did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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