can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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