She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Randomize
