You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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