Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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