But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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