What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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