I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
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