Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
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