I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
What a dumb baby whore.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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