she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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