She's JV to your varsity
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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