just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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