i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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