whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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