I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
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You. Win. At. Life.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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