So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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