She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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