he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I currently don't understand fingers.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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