I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
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