She announced her abortion via fbk
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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