just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
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