I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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