i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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