Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
The beers last night were like the tears from god
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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