'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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