you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
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