He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
This baby is an asshole
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
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