well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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