we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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