she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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