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CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
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