someone owes me an orgasm
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
the raccoons are back...
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