Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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