what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
