Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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