I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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