Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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